44 minutes ago
$1,000 to repair the heater in my car seat!??! I never realized there was a supermodel under there rubbing her hands against my ass.Recent Updates
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about 2 hours ago
Fox News reporter said police came out with "blazing guns". What they actually came out with? *Drawn* guns. Big ones, but not "blazing" guns
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about 2 hours ago
@tbridge it's too high to reach and there's no remote. I'm just muttering "Oh come on" ever few moments. Related: Fox News is on Facebook?!?
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about 2 hours ago
Wifi in waiting room doesn't work. I forgot my headphones. Fox News is on & some woman is talking about why we need to bomb Iran. Yeah.
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about 2 hours ago
Some dude is checking out my seat. Errr, in my car.
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about 4 hours ago
Fine. I admit it. I like the Ninja theme in GMail. Just a little. I blame @tbridge for mentioning it.
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about 7 hours ago
I fall asleep watching Mighty Aphrodite but do I get funny sex-related dreams? Of course not. Stupid subconscious. You'll never get promoted
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about 14 hours ago
Dear Tower.com: 1) No, when I search for "OBAMA" I do not mean "OSAMA". 2) No, I do not want overnight shipping for an additional $50.97.
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about 14 hours ago
"You're married, aren't you?" "How can you tell?" "You're got that look, like it's been a really long time since you had a great blow job."
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about 14 hours ago
Watching _Mighty Aphrodite_ … my favorite Woody Allen movie. Actually it's the only one I really like. Mira Sorvino is absolutely priceless.
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about 14 hours ago
@shusta You're welcome. Sent! I just realized I had some. I haven't used it much.
The Jester
about 15 hours ago
@shusta What's your email? I'm not sure how many I've got, but apparently some.
The Jester
about 15 hours ago
Anyone else waiting on a Boxee invite?
The Jester
about 16 hours ago
Hey MSNBC: Trim some of the commercials and get @maddow's show to end on time, TiVo time, that is.
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about 16 hours ago
Did the White House press secretary just make a snide comment about Congress' "long vacation"? Have you checked YOUR GUY'S TRACK RECORD?
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about 16 hours ago
@mikemorrow They totally ought to have Billy Connolly do the audiobook of one of Billy Collins' books!
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about 16 hours ago
Confession: Whenever I hear "Billy Collins" my brain imagines "Billy Connolly".